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𝐌𝐫. 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐍 ([personal profile] worldchampofmartialarts) wrote in [community profile] 1_800_hotline 2019-06-11 12:28 am (UTC)

[cw: violence] satan calmly responds

[He feels about ready to snap. So he does.]

IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT'VE YOU DONE WITH MY DAUGHTER, PUNK. I SWEAR, IF YOU HURT EVEN A HAIR ON HER HEAD I WILL FIND WHERE YOU ARE AND KICK YOUR ASS SO HARD YOUR GRANDKIDS'LL BE FEELING IT- [His throat shuts abruptly and he starts having a violent coughing fit.]
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