Ha! Suppose you're right, I could always take that shaggy beardo under my wing if I wanted... I'll admit, though, I'm more used to training my apprentices in the ways of hand-to-hand combat than hair care, though I have dabbled some.

...but. That'll have to be for another time. I've got my own reasons to be here. [He says, and refuses to elaborate, instead electing to take another drag and puff some clouds into the ceiling.]