[Beard turns around to get some newspapers from the magazine rack and hands them over to Michalis.]
No need to pay for these, my dude. Consider them on the house for now.
[...The newspapers are mostly, like, rumor tabloids and conspiracy theory related information. The cover story of one of the newspapers describes how Elvis married Bigfoot. Another one speculates that a recent security breach at Kennedy Space Center was the work of aliens. And that's not even getting to the advertisements....
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No need to pay for these, my dude. Consider them on the house for now.
[...The newspapers are mostly, like, rumor tabloids and conspiracy theory related information. The cover story of one of the newspapers describes how Elvis married Bigfoot. Another one speculates that a recent security breach at Kennedy Space Center was the work of aliens. And that's not even getting to the advertisements....
LOOKING FOR (REAL) VAMPIRES FOR A SEANCE
ON APRIL 20TH 1990
GO TO 32 APPLE TREE LN.
DO NOT CONTACT WITH UNSOLICITED OFFERS
HAVE YOU OR A LOVED ONE BEEN WRONGFULLY ARRESTED?
ARE YOU TIRED OF BUREAUCRACY STIFLING THE HAND OF JUSTICE?
SUBSCRIBE TO OUR NEWSLETTER
CALL 1-800-335-4837
Super Sargaso Cellular Telephone
RELIABLE CONNECTION // SLEEK DESIGN
NEVER MISS A CALL AGAIN!
1-800-SARGASO
...And so on and so forth.]