hotlinenpcs: (beard convenience)
hotlinenpcs ([personal profile] hotlinenpcs) wrote in [community profile] 1_800_hotline 2019-06-13 04:37 am (UTC)

[Beard turns around to get some newspapers from the magazine rack and hands them over to Michalis.]

No need to pay for these, my dude. Consider them on the house for now.

[...The newspapers are mostly, like, rumor tabloids and conspiracy theory related information. The cover story of one of the newspapers describes how Elvis married Bigfoot. Another one speculates that a recent security breach at Kennedy Space Center was the work of aliens. And that's not even getting to the advertisements....

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...And so on and so forth.]

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