I'm GLAD you asked. [He flips one of the pog-size metal coins in the air and slaps it on the back of his hand- uncovering it to reveal his face printed on top of a glossy gold striped backdrop.] This, my good man, is a Satan Badge! Very trendy, in-demand valuable collector's item. Different kinds have different values- this one right here's a Super Rare- goes for about 15,000 zeni. Second-best rank. The legendary right above it sells for twice that! Pretty incredible, huh!

Oh, and... I also got some erasers shaped like army dudes... disclosing tablets, but who cares about that? None of it's Satan brand, so it might as well be worthless! [laughs]