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1_800_hotline2019-06-29 12:00 pm
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TRIAL 3 [DAY 12 (again)]
[You hear sirens in the distance, and you all know the drill by now. As you make your way down the stairs of the laundry room, you may be surprised to see that Max Headroom is already on the TV, waiting for you guys to arrive. His head is tilted to the side like someone who's fallen asleep with sunglasses on their face.
Five pulpits are now conspicuously empty.
The door swings shut as soon as everyone files in, and suddenly, Max Headroom is upright and grinning. He twitches ever so slightly as he addresses the crowd before him.]
T-T-This one's an interesting case. [He lets out a harsh, stuttering laugh.] Here's a j-j-joke for you guys--how many octopuses does it take to ch-ch-change a lightbulb?
[There's a short pause.]
None, you call an electrician. [He starts laughing again, but the laughter quickly gets cut off.] Now, you all what you're supposed to do, right? Find out who's guilty and vote for them! It's that easy! J-J-Just don't make me do any more work than I'm supposed to, alright? We're trying to be e-e-e-efficient, here.
< TRIAL START! >
Five pulpits are now conspicuously empty.
The door swings shut as soon as everyone files in, and suddenly, Max Headroom is upright and grinning. He twitches ever so slightly as he addresses the crowd before him.]
T-T-This one's an interesting case. [He lets out a harsh, stuttering laugh.] Here's a j-j-joke for you guys--how many octopuses does it take to ch-ch-change a lightbulb?
[There's a short pause.]
None, you call an electrician. [He starts laughing again, but the laughter quickly gets cut off.] Now, you all what you're supposed to do, right? Find out who's guilty and vote for them! It's that easy! J-J-Just don't make me do any more work than I'm supposed to, alright? We're trying to be e-e-e-efficient, here.
< TRIAL START! >