[You might initially think that the conspiracy theory show is playing on another station, too, but...it'll become quickly apparent what kind of broadcast this is. In fact, the voice might sound somewhat familiar, though Satan won't know why.]
--look around you. The world today is filled with depravity and sin. The prisons are more full than ever, the threat of nuclear Armageddon looms above us at all times, and, even as we speak, the people in Washington continue to simply shuffle their feet and go about their business. How did we get here, you ask? We have asked God to deliver us from evil, but, at the same time, we do nothing to amend this for ourselves....
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--look around you. The world today is filled with depravity and sin. The prisons are more full than ever, the threat of nuclear Armageddon looms above us at all times, and, even as we speak, the people in Washington continue to simply shuffle their feet and go about their business. How did we get here, you ask? We have asked God to deliver us from evil, but, at the same time, we do nothing to amend this for ourselves....
[Keep listening?]