If it helps, most've my near death experiences've been just about that stupid. A giant marshmallow, a demon strapping us to a roulette wheel, my dad unleashing a demon on New York, a book I accidentally got at an auction unleashing the Four Horsemen, the chicken dimension...

Mac Tonight isn't that bad, if ya think about it. At least there's probably a normal dude underneath that mask. ... Maybe.

[He's trying.]