[He gives an unsure look-over at Beard, and then proceeds to commit two faux-pas at once by talking about Beard like he's not right there, while at the same time looking at him instead of Villanelle- who he's actually speaking with.] Ehh, I dunno- doesn't look like somebody that took up bearding out of choice, more like he grew it 'cause he doesn't stop to shave. Like, what do I even have in common with a guy like that? Can't very well talk about my regimen to a fella keeping it au naturel.
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